Unborn Babies Disguise Selves As Death Row Inmates So Liberals Will Defend Their Right To Live — The Babylon Bee headline

House Democrats united around the principles of destroying our election system once and for all. If HR 1 becomes law, we will essentially be a one-party country. — Lauren Boebert, U.S. representative

A one-term president? Voters don't see Biden getting a second term, @Rasmussen_Poll finds. — Sara A. Carter, host, The Sara Carter Show

First we were “deplorables.”
Then “chumps.”
Then “spineless cowards” who only eat at Olive Garden.
And now? We’re “neanderthals.”
Not smart enough to make decisions for ourselves.
This is what the Democrats think of us. — Jim Jordan, U.S. representative

I’m still laughing at all the loony conspiracy theorists on the Right who thought the Democrats used some scheme to manipulate 2020 election results. Anyway, here’s Democrat bill H.R.1 that makes all that stuff federal law. — Jesse Kelly, host, I'm Right

Great Vote last night by @HouseGOP against HR1! This so-called For the People Act is an unconstitutional, reckless, and anti-democratic bill that could permanently damage our republic. Election Integrity is a National Imperative. — Mike Pence, former vice president

Which poses a bigger threat to black communities: Racism? Or the absence of fathers? — PragerU

You'd think the Capitol today was a Joe Biden rally with how few people showed up. — Greg Price

First it was Alex Jones. We warned you.
Then Milo Yiannopolus.
Then Laura Loomer.
President Trump.
Parler.
Project Veritas.
Dr. Ryan Anderson’s book & Abigail Shrier’s.
Now Dr. Seuss.
Next it will be you. And we warned you this was their agenda all along. — Liz Wheeler, author, Tipping Points