Given that the Amish are at 90% herd immunity, as recently reported, without using masks or social distancing, does that confirm for you that masks and/or social distancing work? — Scott Adams, cartoonist
This illegal immigration crisis is fueled by President Biden’s left-wing open-border policies. — Marsha Blackburn, U.S. senator
Some guy just emailed us requesting to cancel his subscription. I replied, "lol, no." We reject cancel culture here at The Babylon Bee. — Seth Dillon, The Babylon Bee
House Dem wants big tech to treat Trump Supporters as terrorists. … the dumb get dumber! — Wayne Dupree Media
BREAKING: The Texas state Senate has passed a bill banning abortions when an unborn baby's heart begins beating. — LifeNews.com
Maybe we should load up all the homeless veterans and smuggle them into Mexico then back across the border so they can get free hotel rooms. — Mellie tweet
Bill Gates says a cow puts off more pollution than a car. Ok Billy. I’ll lock myself in a garage with a cow overnight. You lock yourself in a garage with a running car overnight. We will meet for breakfast in the morning to discuss results. — Chad Prather tweet
For most of our lives people were seen as crazy if they said the elite wanted to: muzzle/censor us, crash the economy, lock us down, make us show our papers and deploy a new currency that could shutoff if we aren’t compliant. But now it doesn’t seem so far-fetched, does it? — Robby Starbuck, producer
Joe Biden’s Dog is biting again! Dogs can sense evil really good and there is a lot of evil people working for Joe. The dog is aware that people are abusing his elderly master who needs to be in a nursing home. — Terrence K. Williams, author, From the Foster House to the White House
Scott Hounsell: It seems everything with liberalism is about two things: force and, as a direct result, hypocrisy. Whether it is taxes, speech, or any of the other 100 different ways it seeks to control your life, the inherent requirement for the left’s enforcement mechanism of their grandiose ideological quest is always force. Don’t pay your taxes? Force. Don’t want to buy an electric car? Force. Don’t want to believe that a man can become a woman? Force. And as we have been seeing more recently, decide you don’t want to get vaccinated? Force. ...
If you think that climate change is as big of a threat as you constantly lecture us that it is, why don’t you just volunteer to make the changes in your life to combat it? ...
If, again, climate change was such a grave threat to our existence, and immediate action is necessary, why would you only give up some? Why would you not give it all up? Why wouldn’t you take the totality of the action available to you, with as much ...
Anony Mee: Joe is building a more impoverished populace, a diminished and less robust commercial sector, and a disheartened electorate. Republicans must pound this message home and give this administration a daily beat-down from now until November 2022. It’s the very least Joe’s minions deserve.
https://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2021/10/joes_tricky_tax_trick.html
Spruce Fontaine: How does one debate with a side that claims with a straight face that the supply chain problems are an indicator that President Brandon has fixed the recession (according to Sec. Buttigieg) or that the $3.5-trillion infrastructure package is already paid for?
https://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2021/10/slumming_in_america_off_borrowed_moral_capital.html
