The following is simply for a light humor break.
I love Stephen Wright's humor. It's just off-center enough to always make me think—and laugh! He always asks such thought-provoking questions.
If "con" is the opposite of "pro," then what is the opposite of progress? — Steven Wright
If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be? — Steven Wright
If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know? — Steven Wright
If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer? — Steven Wright
If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them? —Steven Wright
If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of the stuff? — Steven Wright
If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it? — Steven Wright
I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add. — Steven Wright
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? — Steven Wright
If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? — Steven Wright
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose? — Steven Wright
Resource: https://townhall.com/political-cartoons/2021/04/08/181689
Scott Hounsell: It seems everything with liberalism is about two things: force and, as a direct result, hypocrisy. Whether it is taxes, speech, or any of the other 100 different ways it seeks to control your life, the inherent requirement for the left’s enforcement mechanism of their grandiose ideological quest is always force. Don’t pay your taxes? Force. Don’t want to buy an electric car? Force. Don’t want to believe that a man can become a woman? Force. And as we have been seeing more recently, decide you don’t want to get vaccinated? Force. ...
If you think that climate change is as big of a threat as you constantly lecture us that it is, why don’t you just volunteer to make the changes in your life to combat it? ...
If, again, climate change was such a grave threat to our existence, and immediate action is necessary, why would you only give up some? Why would you not give it all up? Why wouldn’t you take the totality of the action available to you, with as much ...
Anony Mee: Joe is building a more impoverished populace, a diminished and less robust commercial sector, and a disheartened electorate. Republicans must pound this message home and give this administration a daily beat-down from now until November 2022. It’s the very least Joe’s minions deserve.
https://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2021/10/joes_tricky_tax_trick.html
Spruce Fontaine: How does one debate with a side that claims with a straight face that the supply chain problems are an indicator that President Brandon has fixed the recession (according to Sec. Buttigieg) or that the $3.5-trillion infrastructure package is already paid for?
https://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2021/10/slumming_in_america_off_borrowed_moral_capital.html
